It's like Hitler with a sleeker jacket
ESPN personality Colin Cowherd underwent a prostate exam and many internet blogs are celebrating. Cowherd announced via twitter he received the exam: ”Just had my prostate exam. I think Im going to lay down. Forever.” Bloggers all over the country see this as a hopeful sign Cowherd may be dying.
“One can only hope ‘lay down’ means he is terminal,” says blogger Ian Custer. Added Nich Stanfield: “I’m just happy he involuntarily had something forced up his ass.”
Many bloggers are lobbying to make this a national day of celebration: the day Colin Cowherd (hopefully)
It's like watching a battered housewife defend her drunk husband...
squealed like a piggy. COLINoscopy Day, perhaps?* Bloggers pounce on the personality for his frequent racist rants and
Cowherd is famous for his ESPN radio show The Herd, his appearances on Sportsnation** and the classic Damon Wayans sitcom based on Cowherd’s life.
- Mike Sweeney
*See what I did there?
**With a shell shocked Michelle Beadle. Poor woman.
